Sunday afternoon, my dog had her puppies. She only had three, but one was born dead, so she only has two now. ![]()
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My dog just had puppies!
Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:47 PM EST [General]
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Location:
Detroit
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Movies
Comedy and Horror
Relationship Status
Single
Orientation
Straight
Children
Not For Me
Body Type
Average
Height
5' 2
Ethnicity
Hispanic
Smoke
No
Favorite Radio Personality
Mojo
If I were an animal, I would be
a bird
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Best Friends
My dog just had puppies!
Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:47 PM EST [General]
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your a retard did you know that im ganna marrie joe. im ganna be victoria emmo jonas or he could be adam joesph flores. but your not invited to our wedding. vicky- |
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hey its naty chapa remember me i live across the street from u wats up sleepy love you sike loser vickys here 2 who is steve babyboy tell him 2 call me hes kinda cute |
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thank u...do u kno how to change backgrounds and stuff...i cant seem to figure it out...well hope u have a good one...time to get ready for tha dallas game lol..ttyl |
The difference between White & Mexican weddings.
vicky-WHITES: send out invitations.
MEXICANS: send out maps.
WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES: have seven BridesMaids..
MEXICANS: have a dozen Padrinos and Madrinas.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: show up with three car loads.
WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: just go to the reception.
WHITES: have elegant food.
MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street.
WHITES: eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: eat the food and cake.......... AND take some home para mañana.
WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light , Bud Ice , Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose Cuervo , Gusano's, Reposado, Crown Royal etc........
WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight.............then pass out.
WHITES: dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Cumbias, Reggaeton, Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, etc...............
WHITES: party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up. lol
WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: wake up the next morning WANTING another beer.
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to be MEXICAN!!! (I think….) And to the Gringos that love you for being a MEXICAN
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