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    My dog just had puppies!

    Friday, February 22, 2008, 12:47 PM EST [General]

    Sunday afternoon, my dog had her puppies. She only had three, but one was born dead, so she only has two now.

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    The difference between White & Mexican weddings.

    WHITES: send out invitations.
    MEXICANS: send out maps.

    WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
    MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before.

    WHITES: have seven BridesMaids..
    MEXICANS: have a dozen Padrinos and Madrinas.

    WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
    MEXICANS: show up with three car loads.

    WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
    MEXICANS: just go to the reception.

    WHITES: have elegant food.
    MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and birria.

    WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
    MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street.

    WHITES: eat the food and cake.
    MEXICANS: eat the food and cake.......... AND take some home para mañana.

    WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
    MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light , Bud Ice , Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose Cuervo , Gusano's, Reposado, Crown Royal etc........

    WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
    MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight.............then pass out.

    WHITES: dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT!!!
    MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Cumbias, Reggaeton, Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, etc...............

    WHITES: party ends at midnight.
    MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up. lol

    WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
    MEXICANS: wake up the next morning WANTING another beer.


    Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to be MEXICAN!!! (I think….) And to the Gringos that love you for being a MEXICAN

    vicky-
    March 21, 2008
    03:22 PM EST

    your a retard did you know that im ganna marrie joe. im ganna be victoria emmo jonas or he could be adam joesph flores. but your not invited to our wedding.

    vicky-
    February 22, 2008
    12:34 PM EST

    hey its naty chapa remember me i live across the street from u wats up sleepy love you sike loser vickys here 2 who is steve babyboy tell him 2 call me hes kinda cute
    love
    naty

    naty
    February 21, 2008
    04:54 PM EST

    hi loser!

    Alejandra
    January 18, 2008
    11:40 AM EST

    thank u...do u kno how to change backgrounds and stuff...i cant seem to figure it out...well hope u have a good one...time to get ready for tha dallas game lol..ttyl

    *steve*

    BabyBoy
    January 13, 2008
    03:37 PM EST

    . . . and I'm glad to hear it! Don't be a stranger!!!

    Michelle- Middays
    January 09, 2008
    02:12 PM EST

    WELCOME TO THE UNIT, ANI! Are you ready for some fun?

    Michelle- Middays
    January 09, 2008
    01:58 PM EST
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