So there I was, sitting in Papa Joe's with Cecil and Michelle, having
somewhat of a good time last night, and the karaoke host decides to
play some Michael Jackson.... not sure why, but yep, he did. Then,
while looking at Michelle's face, I notice that her eyes are starting
to bug slightly and grinning REALLY big... so, i follow her stare to
the dance floor....... and that's when I saw it. Some fool, who was
just taking pictures of some drunk bitches bare foot all up on a bar
stool with a damn polaroid, is SQUARE in da middle of the dance floor,
dancing like Michael Jackson... well wait... more like Michael Jackson
with Tourettes. So yea, he did his thang for a few minutes, went
around the bar, dancing for random chicks, maybe in hopes to take
pictures of their feet too(still not too sure what the fuck was up with
that, and to be honest, i'm better off not knowing), he made his way
back to the dancefloor. did michael's "signature" tip toe shit.. and i
was thinking "PLEASE let this be over" cuz with bronchitis.. .laughing
really sucks and lord knows i was laughin my ass off. Anyhow, song
ended, girls cheered, guys woo'd.... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Romeo,
the karaoke host decided to play "Beat It"... IF EVER THERE WAS MORE OF
A FOREHEAD SMACKING MOMMENT, IT WAS RIGHT THERE!! Oh goody, another 4
minutes of this guy. See, when he FIRST started, he was doing
alright.. .but after a minute, he went from Michael to Tito to
LaToya... just.. yea... WOW for lack of a better word.
So, once
slappy was done doing the moonwalk and takin pictures of drunk bitches
feet, I was hoping it would've been a nice normal quiet evening of
karaoke and whatnot..... OF COURSE NOT, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?
Then,
this group of chicks decided to get up n dance on Romeo... ok... lemme
explain... Romeo.. black guy, should be a stripper, can MOVE like a
mother fucker... make a bitch say GOD DAMN! The group of chicks... NOT
SO MUCH! One girl kept droppin down, stickin her ass out.. looked like
a hippo got stung on the ass by a bee and was trying to shake it off...
it was just NOT cute!
I'm not sure if they were listening to song on
previously, a song they were thinking about, or a song they heard when
they were little kids, but they sure as FUCK weren't dancing to the
song he had on. Speakin of the chicks, let me ask a question.... WHY
DO GIRLS THINK IT'S CUTE TO DANCE WITH THEIR THONG HANGIN OUT ?!?!
This is NOT cute... my thought is, if i can see it, ya must have a
wedgie er sum shit! Anyhow.. the group of chicks... yea.... that just
started a whole dance revolution last night! lol ok not REALLY but that
got this one chick to start shakin her thang... who was fine when she
was sober, but the more she drunk, the more there was a need for a
stripper pole to be installed.... OH SWEET JESUS!! this heiffa.... she
was dancin with some random penis.... i turned my head to watch THE
BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD, turned my head back, and she was gone...
but Penis was still there, holding her purse, lookin down... so i look
on the ground in front of him... this bitch is on da damn ground on her
back, humping the air.....
what da hell?
My
word of advice for all these trife ass drunk bitches... BUY A FULL
LENGTH MIRROR AND PRACTICE YA SHIT BEFORE GOIN OUT IN PUBLIC IN FRONT
OF PEOPLE!
WTF!! LMAO
IS THERE A FACTORY!?!
Seriously, is there a factory out there or a farm in Nebraska that is manufacturing/growing stupid bitches? I swear they come in droves, and there isn't enough repellent to get rid of them!!
Within the last month or 2, 2 of my friends have had to break up with their girlfriends.. one broke up with one because she was planning on breaking up on him and he beat her to the punch.. the other because the chick he was ENGAGED to was a stupid lil trifiling cheating WHORE!
Cecil's ex, Michelle, even though she was planning on breaking up with him, decided to pull a FATAL ATTRACTION out of her ass when he broke up with her. Blew up his phone, blew up his yahoo messenger.. yadda yadda yadda... Where I come from, we call that PSYCHO.... if she could drive, I bet you her ass would be stalking his ass. My though on the girl is... any grown ass woman who lets her parents run her life, needs to grow a pair, put on her big girl underwear and live HER life... but since she didn't... well yea, ya get the picture.
Now, as far as Jeremy's ex girlfriend Janine... THIS TRIFILIN HEIFFA AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A SKANK ASS BITCH!! I literally could sit here for about 2 hours explaining this chick... but the whole SKANK ASS BITCH fits her to a T! But i do have some funny news about her.... i left a comment on Jeremy's page, and I think it MAY have touched her nerve. Not sure if i'm supposed to care or not, if i am.. .FUCKING WOOPS!!! This bug eyed sleeze emailed me, told me she was going to get a PPO... LMAO!! First off, I didn't in ANY way threaten the girl.. trust me, I'd like to.. but I have better shit to do like, wipe my ass... blow my nose... you get the idea. Trying to scare me with the fact that her friend's dad is a cop... Hell, I'm still waiting for her point on that one.
I have come to the conclusion that both Jeremy and Cecil need to go thru the screening process a lil more carefully before they start datin some of these bitches... Cuz to be honest, they deserve alot better, and don't need the bullshit that these last 2 brought them.












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