Chris Cole

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    Nothing you see is what it seems when you're singing a liar's rhyme
    Location:
    Detroit
    I believe in... Listen to my stuff! Click the 955 iPod below:

    I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish.com.


    I'm all about... wasting time
    I live for... My wife & son
    Music U2, and a bunch of others
    Movies Way too many to write here. Anything scary and gory.
    TV Entourage, Heroes, 24, The Office, Nip/Tuck, Dirt, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Eli Stone, Desperate Housewives, Sportscenter
    Books Stephen King, Tad Williams, Dean Koontz
    Heroes Heroes - Great TV Show!
    Relationship Status Married
    Orientation Straight
    Children Proud Parent
    Number of Children 1
    Body Type Average
    Height 6
    Smoke No
    Drink Socially
    Favorite Coney Island El Georges
    Favorite Mall Twelve Oaks
    Favorite Sports Team St. Louis Rams
    Favorite Detroit Lion ....they still a pro team?
    Favorite Detroit Tiger Ummmmmmm
    Favorite Detroit Piston Chauncy Billups
    Favorite Radio Personality Whoever pays me more
    Celebrity Crush Jennifer Love Hewitt
    What's in my iPod U2, Live, Ashlee Simpson, Eminem, Flyleaf, Garbage, King's X, Kasabian, Queensryche, Smashing Pumpkins, Trust Company, Dirtie Blonde, Rocketface, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Soundgarden, Great Big Sea, Ani DiFranco
    The one thing I HAVE to do before I die Publish a novel
    If I was rich, I'd buy A new house...with an Xbox360 in it.
    Best Friends
  • Deep Voice Guy, 98
    Deep
    Voice
    Guy

  • SkinZ, 32
    SkinZ

  • MANDEE, 27
    MANDEE

  • Intern Jordan, 21
    Intern
    Jordan

  • Beau, 95
    Beau

  • Spike, 36
    Spike

  • John, 28
    John

  • Domino, 24
    Domino

  • Jessica, 28
    Jessica

  • Jen, 29
    Jen

  • Lindzee, 19
    Lindzee

  • The TruePain, 37
    The
    TruePain

  • *natal!e*, 20
    *natal!e
    *

  • Rob ™   , 22
    Rob ™

  • New Friends
  • haley,
    haley

  • Domino, 24
    Domino

  • The TruePain, 37
    The
    TruePain

  • Mojo, 91
    Mojo

  • Deep Voice Guy, 98
    Deep
    Voice
    Guy

  • Devediah, 98
    Devediah

  • Spike, 36
    Spike

    Who the frak am I?

    Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:58 AM EST [General]

    I don't blog as often as I should. Problem is that being the Channel 955 Creative Services Director, I tend to have full, busy days. Managing Deep Voice Guy, or DVG as he likes to be called now, is a full-time job in and of itself.

    For those still interested in what i do, and in any behind-the-scenes aspect of the final on-air sound of 955, I hope you keep checking back. Eventually, I'll get my ish in order and do this regularily.

     

    To recap, for anyone who may not know: My job is to write and produce all the audio imaging you hear on 955. For example, every day after his show, I sit with Mojo and produce his daily recap promo that runs for that particular day. Anytime Deep Voice Guy is doing something for 955 on the air, I'm the one responsible. NO - I AM NOT DEEP VOICE GUY. I actually live in the real world. I don't dream of pink elephants and white puffy clouds when I sleep, and I have never had my backyard dug up to see if Jimmy Hoffa was buried in it. But when he's supposed to start a song and is late, it's all my fault.

     

    The iPod to the left of my page has not been updated since I started the blog, and eventually, I'll do that too, but I might have A.D.D. a little,  so I can only do one thing at a time.....now...what was I saying. Wow, look at that blinking light. Coool.

    I have no idea if anyone is even reading this, so if you are interested, it'd be cool to let me know, so I am not just talking to myself, like I usually do in my studio when no one is around. Writing to myself online? That'd just be plain embarrassing.

     

     

     

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    Kanye is a cocky prick

    Monday, February 11, 2008, 03:19 PM EST [General]

    Kanye may be a genuis artist and makes lots of money, and have had a horrible personal experience recently when his mom passes away, but that doesn't mean he can be a prick. After a really great tribute song to his mom, which had me emotional, I'll admit, he then ruined it all, by acting llke a cocky a-hole after winning the grammy. Yeah, I guess he has a right to be confident, but the manner in which he says what he says makes him come across as insecure and full of crap.

     

    "Some things you shouldn't get to good at, like smiling, crying, and celebrity. Some people got way too much confidence, baby." - Bono

     

    In that regard, here is a great video clip of Vince Gill responding to Kanye on stage:

    Enjoy:

     

     

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    Detroit Lions - In Honor of the Super Bowl

    Thursday, January 31, 2008, 02:53 PM EST [General]

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a  TV watching the SuperBowl?
     A: The Detroit Lions.

    Q:  What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in  common?
    A: They both can  make 70,000 people stand up and yell,  "Jesus  Christ." 

    Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your  yard?
    A:  Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where  do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
    A:  To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown  there!

    Q: What do you call a  Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
    A:  A thief.

    Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar  bill. 

    Q: How many  Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and  we may never find out!

    Q: What do the Lions and possums have in  common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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    hey...I HAVE been ready. :)

    *natal!e*
    April 17, 2008
    11:28 PM EST

    Boy, I sure could go for watching that trailer right now. Where are you? Oh right, off until 08. Lucky!

    SkinZ
    December 27, 2007
    08:23 AM EST

    December 22, 2007
    06:44 PM EST

    Long time no talk. I haven't been on this site in ages. Still need to visit the studio and see the new Cloverfield preview! Merry Christmas!

    SkinZ
    December 21, 2007
    04:25 PM EST

    Hey, can I have a wake up call so I make it in on time tomorrow? Thanks dude.

    Deep Voice Guy
    November 12, 2007
    06:21 PM EST

    Chris Cole! You stole Jennifer Love Hewitt from me but I forgave you a long time ago cuz you such a cool guy... plus the world's best producer. Now, let me wipe this brown stuff off my nose. Smells bad.



    XO, DVG

    Deep Voice Guy
    November 08, 2007
    10:02 AM EST

    Hey Love!

    Im good. Im actually moving my wedding date so Im not making to many plans lol.
    Wanna get me a job at 955 though.??
    I need a job :p

    Lindzee
    October 23, 2007
    06:57 PM EST

    Hahahaha I thought the slow motion, instant replay was priceless!!




    Rob ™
    October 22, 2007
    09:55 PM EST

    Helloo Chris! What's up Man? Your Unit rules!!! Just droppin in to say Hi!! Keep chillin to 95-5!
    Byeeee
    Mandee

    MANDEE
    October 21, 2007
    05:51 AM EST

    I thought I'd tease you...





    Rob ™
    October 18, 2007
    05:02 AM EST

    No Im planning a for real wedding lol.
    And yes put those directions in; and dont be late this time..

    Gosh lol

    Lindzee
    September 25, 2007
    01:22 PM EST

    Im good, dont get on the unit that much but I still tell everyone in Cosmetology to join :]
    Im soo busy with school its insane! And now I gatta plan a wedding wtf is that?!

    WE still gatta "hook up" lol

    XOX

    Lindzee
    September 21, 2007
    02:04 PM EST

    I see cookies in your future!


    (I'll even give you a hint...tomorrow around 3pm) :D

    Intern Jordan
    September 06, 2007
    09:10 PM EST

    Hey no problem! I'm recruiting more people as we speak!!

    Jen
    August 31, 2007
    10:09 AM EST

    Yes I did! Thanks for noticing. My hair was straight again yesterday and I was going by my alias...Natasha. But I'm curly Sue again today. Peace out!

    Your bestest Unit bud, SkinZ.

    SkinZ
    August 29, 2007
    10:01 AM EST

    Yeah my sheds gone haha
    And my bunny died..=[
    but im okay. I was at work almost leaving to go to Fenton. good thing i didnt i would have ran into it

    Lindzee
    August 27, 2007
    03:34 PM EST

    It was good, had to do some yard clean up from the tornados, I live in Fenton so Im sure you heard lol. I was on the radio AGAIN this morning, you missed it =[

    How have you been?

    XOX

    Lindzee
    August 27, 2007
    03:10 PM EST

    Hey chris, i just wanna say hi and i like ur page. ttyl. bye

    brandon
    August 17, 2007
    02:37 PM EST

    Oooo...I rank above Spike. Nice!

    SkinZ
    August 03, 2007
    02:17 PM EST

    Now you're my bestest friend!!!

    SkinZ
    August 03, 2007
    02:02 PM EST