Chris Cole

    Who the frak am I?

    Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:58 AM EST [General]

    I don't blog as often as I should. Problem is that being the Channel 955 Creative Services Director, I tend to have full, busy days. Managing Deep Voice Guy, or DVG as he likes to be called now, is a full-time job in and of itself.

    For those still interested in what i do, and in any behind-the-scenes aspect of the final on-air sound of 955, I hope you keep checking back. Eventually, I'll get my ish in order and do this regularily.

     

    To recap, for anyone who may not know: My job is to write and produce all the audio imaging you hear on 955. For example, every day after his show, I sit with Mojo and produce his daily recap promo that runs for that particular day. Anytime Deep Voice Guy is doing something for 955 on the air, I'm the one responsible. NO - I AM NOT DEEP VOICE GUY. I actually live in the real world. I don't dream of pink elephants and white puffy clouds when I sleep, and I have never had my backyard dug up to see if Jimmy Hoffa was buried in it. But when he's supposed to start a song and is late, it's all my fault.

     

    The iPod to the left of my page has not been updated since I started the blog, and eventually, I'll do that too, but I might have A.D.D. a little,  so I can only do one thing at a time.....now...what was I saying. Wow, look at that blinking light. Coool.

    I have no idea if anyone is even reading this, so if you are interested, it'd be cool to let me know, so I am not just talking to myself, like I usually do in my studio when no one is around. Writing to myself online? That'd just be plain embarrassing.

     

     

     

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    Kanye is a cocky prick

    Monday, February 11, 2008, 03:19 PM EST [General]

    Kanye may be a genuis artist and makes lots of money, and have had a horrible personal experience recently when his mom passes away, but that doesn't mean he can be a prick. After a really great tribute song to his mom, which had me emotional, I'll admit, he then ruined it all, by acting llke a cocky a-hole after winning the grammy. Yeah, I guess he has a right to be confident, but the manner in which he says what he says makes him come across as insecure and full of crap.

     

    "Some things you shouldn't get to good at, like smiling, crying, and celebrity. Some people got way too much confidence, baby." - Bono

     

    In that regard, here is a great video clip of Vince Gill responding to Kanye on stage:

    Enjoy:

     

     

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    Detroit Lions - In Honor of the Super Bowl

    Thursday, January 31, 2008, 02:53 PM EST [General]

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a  TV watching the SuperBowl?
     A: The Detroit Lions.

    Q:  What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in  common?
    A: They both can  make 70,000 people stand up and yell,  "Jesus  Christ." 

    Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your  yard?
    A:  Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where  do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
    A:  To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown  there!

    Q: What do you call a  Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
    A:  A thief.

    Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar  bill. 

    Q: How many  Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and  we may never find out!

    Q: What do the Lions and possums have in  common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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    Rambo Death Chart

    Thursday, January 24, 2008, 08:29 AM EST [General]

    Found this online:

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    This is what Tom Cruise REALLY Sounds like

    Wednesday, January 23, 2008, 11:50 AM EST [General]

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