A: The
Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the
Detroit Lions and Billy
Graham have in common?
A: They both can
make 70,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus
Christ."
Q: How do you keep a
Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal
posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
Q: What do you call a Detroit
Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A
thief.
Q: What's the difference between the
Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters
out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does
it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may
never find out!
Q: What do the Lions and possums have
in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get
killed on the road!
Detroit Lions - In Honor of the Super Bowl
Thursday, January 31, 2008, 02:53 PM EST [General]
Q: What do you call 47
millionaires around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A:
To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!