Ever thought about it?
Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 02:53 PM EST [General]
EVER WONDER Why??
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Gosh im friggen bored..................
Im Bored so here's some retarded jokes.......
Friday, March 7, 2008, 12:39 PM EST [General]
Where do you find a one legged dog?
-Where you left him.
What does the ghoast say to the bee?
-BOO-bee
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-deer.
Where does the one legged woman work?
Ihop.
Ok im done....for now, until next time, lata homie-dizzles!!!
In the Mind of a Pot Head........
Wednesday, March 5, 2008, 06:45 PM EST [General]
Hey so heres what i was thinking........i was thinking about what my friend megan would think if i told her shes an awesome makeout buddy......then i started to think what would she think of me thinking about what she would think....
and then what would she think of my thinking of her thinking about what im thinking about her thinking....then i got hella confused and just like sat there for a minute........pretty weird huh>???